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Things are cooking at Chez Cameron

I just got the loveliest 4 Kisses review for A Boon by Moonlight from Top 2 Bottom Reviews: “Although A Boon by Moonlight is a really short story, it is totally satisfying! Recommended!” Yay!

I also just got the cover for Storm Season. Holy mother of Zeus:

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I literally screamed and started clapping like a 12-year old Belieber when I saw this cover. I cannot tell you how perfect it is — not only do the twins look the way I pictured Bythos and Aphros, but the color, the format, everything is spot-on accurate for the tone and plot of the book. Sour Cherry Designs, which do all of Evernight Publishing’s covers, are in the will for this one.

Book Boyfriends and a Storm-Tossed Hero

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Ian West

storm-season_webIan is the hero of my M/M/M fantasy erotic romance novel Storm Season, available from Evernight Publishing on April 26th, 2013. As well as being my hero, Ian is a lot of other things — a widower, a native Chicagoan, slightly shorter than average, more than a little sarcastic, a technical writer, a diehard White Sox fan, and an aspiring science fiction author.

He’s also the fated consort of two very sexy redheaded sea gods, Bythos and Aphros. And he just may well be the savior of the whole damn planet. But he doesn’t know that.

Yet.

Here’s a prequel I wrote for Storm Season and the next book in the Olympic Cove series, Breaker Zone, that gives you a bit of insight into Ian and his friend Dr. Nick Gardiner, and why I just want to squeeze these two cuties until they squeak.


Prelude to a Storm

October, 2010

“Oh, shit!”

Ian West slammed on his brakes, hoping to hell there was nobody behind him.

There wasn’t. Ahead of him, however, was a little dog just trotting along the middle of northbound Racine, happy as a clam.

He glared at the dog. Dogs weren’t allowed to run around Lincoln Park off the leash, which meant it was either an escapee or a stray. And he really didn’t want to deal with a stray dog, not tonight. He’d just finished the last of a week’s worth of 12 hour days, his head hurt like a bitch, and all he wanted to do was take a shower, eat the chicken breasts Diana promised she’d barbecue despite the chilly October weather, and crawl into bed.

He looked at the dog again. Small, maybe a terrier. It was pure luck he hadn’t hit it, and that kind of luck didn’t hold out on the streets of Chicago’s North Side at night.  The dog would be road kill if he didn’t do something.

Cursing under his breath, he hit his emergency flashers and got out of the car, his breath fogging slightly in the cold air. Bending over, he started slapping his thighs and whistling. “C’mere, boy! Come on!”

The dog turned and studied him, head cocked to the side in a canine gesture that meant, Oh, hello, funny-looking ape. Are you talking to me?

“Damn dog,” he muttered. “Come on, boy! C’mere!”

Just as he thought he’d have to park the car and chase down the dog, it trotted back to him, tail wagging. Quickly, Ian scooped it up and slid back into the car, depositing his new friend on the passenger seat. His timing was perfect; as he turned off the flashers and threw the car into drive, a pair of headlights appeared in his rear view mirror.

“Sorry to interrupt your stroll, buddy, but you’re going home with me,” he said, fumbling with his seat belt. “Hope you like chicken.”

The dog barked once, tail wagging furiously.

“I’ll take that as a yes.”

#

As it turned out, the dog wasn’t so much a Buddy as she was a Norma, according to the tag on her collar. The owner also put their phone number on the tag, which Ian called while his wife Diana fussed over their canine guest.

The call went directly to voice mail. “Yeah, hi, my name is Ian West, and I have your dog, Norma?” he said. Next to him, Diana sat on the kitchen’s linoleum tile, busily shredding a leftover chicken breast into a bowl while Norma wiggled and danced hungrily.  “She’s white with brown patches, and her ears are brown–”

“She’s a Jack Russell terrier,” Diana said.

“Uh, and my wife says she’s a Jack Russell terrier. Anyway, I found her walking down Racine tonight and took her home. If you could give me a call when you get this message, we can arrange a pickup. Thanks.”

He clicked the Off button, watching Diana with the terrier. It wasn’t the first time either of them had brought home a stray. Luckily, they’d always managed to find the pet’s owner, or, if the animal didn’t have an owner, a good forever home. It seemed like their luck was still holding this time.

“I know she’s a cutie, babe,” he said gently, “but don’t get too attached. She belongs to someone.”

“Oh, I know. But she’s so gorgeous.” Diana grinned as Norma eagerly licked shreds of chicken from her fingers before diving into the bowl. “Do we still have any of that clothesline left? I really should walk her after this.”

“I’ll check.” He headed towards the tiny laundry closet at the end of the apartment. The shelf over the washer and dryer yielded a hank of clothesline, part of Diana’s campaign to use what she irreverently called “the awesome power of nuclear fusion” instead of the dryer during the warmer months.

He brought it into the kitchen, glancing at the clock. “Are you sure you want to take her for a walk now? I mean, it won’t kill her if she has to pee in the back yard.”

Diana ran her hands over the dog, which seemed to be in seventh heaven from the attention. “No, she needs to stretch her legs a bit. I’ll stay on the main streets — we’ll be fine.”

Ian knew he should volunteer to walk Norma, but he could already feel his eyes sagging shut. “Okay. Keep your phone on you, and your keys,” he said. “And if someone comes up to you, don’t be afraid to hit them with the Mace.”

She gave him her “I love you, but you’re babbling” look. “Honey, we live in Lincoln Park,” she pointed out. “The worst that’ll happen is some PETA member gives me shit for enslaving an animal.” She stood up and pulled him in for a kiss. “But thank you for going all macho and overprotective over me. It’s adorable.”

“Mmrph.” He kissed her back, enjoying the feel of her in his arms. “I’ll stay up until you get back. Don’t argue,” he said, resting his fingers on her already opening mouth. “Just take her for her walk and get back in one piece, okay?”

Diana smirked, kissing his fingers. “Okay, Mr. Worrywart. Now go eat your dinner before you fall over.”

He smirked back. “Yes, dear.”

#

Ian was having a wonderful dream about lazing around on a sandy beach and getting a massage from not one but two godlike masseurs when his phone went off. He reached out, slapping around on the nightstand until he found it. “H’lo?”

“Uh, hi,” a man with a gravely voice said. “Can I speak to Ian West?”

Ian rubbed his eyes. “Speaking.”

“My name is Nick Gardiner — I think you have my dog, Norma? She should be wearing a black collar with a blue bone-shaped tag.”

Ian peered down at the foot of the bed. He’d assumed Norma would sleep in the living room on the couch, and discovered his mistake when Diana held the bedroom door open for the dog last night. Courtesy of his wife and her soft heart, Norma was now curled in a ball on the covers, nose tucked under her tail. “Yep, that’s her.”

“Oh, man.” There was a heartfelt sigh on the other end of the line. “Thanks for not calling the pound on her. I think she got out the back door yesterday when I was getting ready for work.”

“It happens,” Ian said, glancing at the other side of the bed. It was empty, and he could smell bacon frying in the kitchen. “Do you want me to drop her off, or–”

“I just got home and I’m still dressed. I’d be happy to come pick her up, if that’s okay with you. ”

He glanced at the alarm clock. 8:48 AM. So much for sleeping in. “Yeah, sure. I’m on Barry.”

“What’s your address?”

He gave the street number, and the other man laughed.  “I’m on Seminary — I think you’re right around the corner from me. I’ll be right over. Thanks again, man. You’re a lifesaver.”

Norma had woken up by now, sniffing the air and giving Ian a hopeful doggy grin. “I live to serve,” Ian said, winking at her.

#

Twenty minutes later, the doorbell rang.

“I got it.” Ian gave Norma his last bite of bacon and headed to the front door. He was surprised to see a dark-haired man in wrinkled green surgical scrubs on the doorstep. From the gruff voice, Ian had expected someone like a city sanitation worker, or maybe a cop. South Sider preconceptions for the win.

In addition to surgical scrubs, the man had a heavy five o’clock shadow with matching smudges under his eyes. “Mr. West?” The voice was definitely the same tired, gravely one from the call. “I’m Nick Gardiner. I called about–”

A small canine missile barreled past Ian’s legs into the doctor’s. “Your dog. Oh, yeah, she’s definitely yours.”

“C’mere, baby girl.” Nick dropped to a crouch, accepting Norma’s enthusiastic kisses with a grin. “We should have named you Houdini, you little escape artist,” he added, picking her up and standing just as Diana came up behind Ian. “Thank you so much for taking her home. She’s gotten out before, but usually she stays in the back yard.”

“I think she was just bored and wanted some exercise,” Diana said.

Ian turned. “Nick, this is my wife Diana. Di, Nick Gardiner. He lives over on Seminary.”

She dimpled at him. “Nice to meet you, Nick. Would you like to come in?”

Ian could tell when the smell of bacon and eggs hit the other man. Norma wriggled out of his arms and dashed back in the house. “Well, Her Highness likes the sound of that,” Nick said with a tired laugh.

“Yeah, she loves bacon.” Ian glanced over the other man’s scrubs, the security tag with the familiar NM logo still clipped to the breast pocket. “ER?”

Nick nodded. “Yeah, at Memorial. Just got off a double shift.”

“Oh, I do medical transcription for Memorial,” Diana said. “I think I’ve done some of your notes — your name looks familiar. Look, would it help if I said I had the espresso machine up and running?”

“Oh, Lord.” Nick’s weary eyes lit up. “Ma’am, you had me at ‘espresso.'”

#

Over breakfast, Nick explained that he had inherited Norma from his ex-boyfriend, an architect named Marco. “We just realized we were better friends than lovers,” he explained, reaching down and giving Norma a small piece of bacon. “And then he got a job in New York and couldn’t take Norma with him, so I said I’d keep her. She’s been my baby girl ever since.” He scratched behind her ears. “I worry about her, though. I know she gets bored and lonely in the apartment. And my schedule’s kinda insane right now, so I can’t take her out as much as she needs.”

“Have you thought about doggy day care?” Diana said.

“Yeah, but they expect you to pick up the dog at closing time. If I’m in the middle of an emergency, I can’t just walk out and go get her.”

Ian could literally see the idea building behind his wife’s eyes. She glanced at him, and he grinned wryly. Go for it.

“You know, I work from home,” she said slowly. “If you wanted, you could drop Norma off here during the day. I could take her out for walks, that sort of thing. And we could keep her here overnight, if you’re busy with a patient.”

Nick froze, coffee cup halfway to his mouth. “Seriously? Oh, God, that would be great.” His face fell. “But I can’t ask you to do that–”

“Sure you can.” She made kissy noises and Norma circled the table, happily lying down next to her feet. “Ian and I both love dogs — we keep meaning to get one, but we just haven’t gotten around to it yet. We’d be happy to take care of her during the day, if that’s okay with you.”

Ian watched as the doctor turned the offer over in his head, obviously wanting to take them up on it. “Nick, I’d say yes if I were you,” he advised. “We’re happy to do it, and Di has a way of getting what she wants.”

She grinned at that. “I’m relentless. Ask anyone in Transcription.”

Nick studied them both, then Norma, who was now curled up around Diana’s foot and snoozing. “I can tell. Okay, you’ve got yourself a part-time dog. And thank you.”

“You’re welcome. Here’s to part-time dogs,” Ian lifted his coffee cup, and Diana clinked hers against it.

“To part-time dogs,” Nick echoed, adding his cup to the toast. “And new friends.”

#

May, 2013

Ian sat on the back porch’s glider, idly rocking back and forth. The ash tree in the back yard was bright green with spring foliage, and the rustle of the branches made a nice counterpart to the soft but ever-present noises of the city.

Norma sat next to him, her head on his thigh. Ever so often, she would sigh quietly. She knew he was leaving. He didn’t know how, but the sad look in those brown eyes said it all.

The back door opened. “Do you ever drink anything other than Sam Adams?” Nick said.

“You’re welcome to bring over your own beer,” Ian said, accepting a brown bottle.

Nick scoffed. “Are you nuts? I save people’s lives. The least I should get is free beer.”

Norma looked up at her owner, then sighed again and got off the glider, curling up on the porch deck. Nick took her seat, swigging from his bottle. “You packed?”

“Yeah. All I have to do is toss my laptop bag in the car and take off. It should be good. I haven’t been on a road trip since–” He stopped, derailed by the end of that sentence.

Since his honeymoon. The ache in his chest flared up at the thought of Diana. It never really went away, not since the day she died, killed in a car accident a year ago by a drunken motorist. “Anyway, I’m ready.”

Nick caught his hesitation and tactfully ignored it. “I still don’t get it. I mean, I could see if it you were going to Palm Beach or Tampa,” he said. “Even Orlando is kinda fun these days for grownups. But why Oceanic–”

“Olympic Cove,” Ian corrected, not for the first time. “Because that’s where the cottage is. And I’m not going down there to party. I’m going down there to write a book.”

“You could do that here.”

And there was the crux of the argument, one he’d already heard from a number of his friends and his sister Angie. Ian sighed. “I can’t. I keep … expecting her. It’s been over a year, now, and I keep expecting to hear her laugh, or see her in the kitchen, or wake up next to her.” He took a quick sip of his beer. “The grief counselor said I need to get away for awhile, go someplace where I’m not going to run into triggers. I have to reset my head, so to speak.”

Nick manfully suppressed an eye roll. “But a cottage out in the middle of nowhere? I mean, who are you, Jane Austen?”

“I don’t think Jane Austen ever lived in a cottage.”

“Her characters, whatever.”

Ian turned, staring at his friend. “Dude, seriously, how the hell did you manage to get a college degree?”

“My rugged good looks and blowjobs for my Organic Chem teacher,” Nick said. “Look, do I have to spell it out for you?”

He didn’t. Ian had already heard the same fears from Angie. “I’m not going to kill myself,” he said quietly. “I miss Di, but … no. You don’t have to worry about that. Anyway, Angie said the cottage is wired for cable and Wi-Fi. You’re welcome to Skype me anytime you want.”

Nick’s dark brows came down. “And Skype is…”

“That thing I set up on your computer so that you could talk to the Irishman?”

“Oh. Him.” Nick grimaced. “Don’t remind me.”

“Hey, I told you not to date a redhead. They have no souls.”

The doctor mock glared at him. “You know what? On second thought, go down to Florida,” he said. “It’ll be nice, not having to babysit your whiny ass anymore.”

“Fuck you.”

“I offered. You said it would be like doing your younger brother.”

Ian smirked into his bottle. Once again, he was grateful that he’d never told Nick he was bi. The last thing he needed was a cute but slightly hyper ER doctor trying to get him into bed for pity sex. “Well, it would. Besides, your hot European boyfriend would get jealous.”

He expected Nick to reply with a sarcastic comment. Instead, the doctor took another sip of beer. “Yeah, he would. Never mind.”

“You two having problems?”

Nick shrugged. “No. He’s just a little–” He made a grasping gesture with his hands. “Clingy, I guess. Always wants to know where I am, what I’m doing. He’s thrilled you’re leaving, by the way. Means more time for him.”

“Asshole.” Ian had never met Gerhardt Barron, but nothing Nick said about the man sounded particularly good. “If he’s creeping you out, dump his ass.”

Another shrug, plus a sigh. “He’s good in bed. I mean really good. ‘My legs are shaking and all the neighbors know his name’ good. I can put up with a little clinginess for that.”

Something in his eyes made Ian wonder if the ER doctor really believed that. “Look, if he gets on your nerves you’re welcome to come down and visit,” he said. “I’ve got two guest rooms, and I’m going to get the boat out of dry dock. You could go sailing every day.”

“In beautiful Bumblefuck, Florida. Yay.” But Nick nodded grudgingly. “I’ll see how things are in June. I need to take some vacation time anyway.”

“Sounds good.”

Silence. And then: “You be careful down there, okay? Anything happens to you, I’m gonna be seriously pissed off.”

Ian closed his eyes. It was good to have friends like Nick. “I will. You be careful up here, okay?”

“Okay.”

They clinked beer bottles in the bright May sunshine.

#

Next to the glider, Norma rested her head on her paws. She liked coming here with Daddy and visiting their friend Ian, even though he always smelled sad these days. But she missed going for walks with Momma.

It’s all right, honey, a familiar voice said in her head. Daddy and Ian need to talk. I’m afraid their lives are about to get … interesting.

Norma whined softly. She didn’t know what that meant.

Never mind. We’ll go for a walk soon, I promise.

Well, then. Her tail beat against the porch floor. If Momma said they’d go for a walk soon, that was all right.

Satisfied, she settled down to watch the back yard.


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#SexySnippets: Storm Season

Sexy Snippets are seven sentences, taken from a work in progress, or published book, brought to you every Sunday. And now, allow me to present a tasty little scene from my MMM paranormal romance Storm Season, out on April 26th from Evernight Publishing.


A warm mouth kissed its way up Ian’s naked thigh, pausing every now and then to bite gently at his flesh. The sting was followed by a soothing tongue.

He moaned softly, and someone chuckled. “Oh, you like that, do you?” a familiar tenor said.

“I told you he would,” an equally familiar baritone said. “Now stop teasing the poor man.”

“Teasing’s half the fun.”


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And it’s off!

Editorial revisions for Storm Season are done and back to Evernight — now I just have to get the cover art and a release date, and I’m well away. In the meantime, I’m back to work on Behind the Iron Cross and should be finished with that toot sweet. Have I mentioned recently that I have some extremely cool friends who are all on Twitter? Where else can you ask a general question about intoxicants in the 1920’s and get back not one, not two, but three responses with answers and useful links for more information? I love technology.

I also love that the weather is finally improving to the point where I have to get out in the yard this weekend and do some serious gardening. We have two badly overgrown flowerbeds, two crepe myrtle that need to be pruned, and a bunch of weeds that I want to nuke this weekend while the weather is nice and warm. Unfortunately, being outside also reminds me of all the little (and not so little) repairs that need to be done around the place, but hey, I have all spring to work on those, right?

And cleaning. I really, really need to clean this place. And restring my cello. And finish the two baby quilts in progress. And the assorted knitting and crocheting projects scatttered about the place. Um…I can sleep when I’m dead, right?

Revising, and a request for help

Just got the editorial notes for Storm Season today, so I need to go through and start working on those. The editor made a very good point about needing to bump up my bad guy (feh — salting in background data so that it doesn’t turn into an infodump is always a challenge), and questioned Ian’s new god ranking. I called him a Titan, since he was given his new powers directly by Gaia, but it may cause confusion. And on second thought, I could see how calling him a Titan would well and truly piss off Zeus, which is never a good idea.

So I have to come up with a completely new god ranking, dammit. Titan, Olympian…what comes after that? Anyone who can suggest a good ranking gets a walk-on in Storm Season. Go.

The trigger has been pulled, the horse is out of the barn, the email is off

It is 4:13 AM, and Storm Season is officially off to the publisher for consideration. Two hours to boil down a synopsis to one page — no wonder my eyes are trying to explode.

What to do when you get a rejection

Today I got a very nice rejection email from the agent I queried about Storm Season. It wasn’t deemed a good fit for their agency, but they suggested I continue to look for other agents as opinions vary widely.

Now, rejections are normal in pretty much every writer’s life, and Lord knows I’ve collected enough in my career. Am I disappointed that the agent wasn’t interested in Storm Season? Yes, of course I am. Nobody likes to be rejected, and it would have been nifty to be represented by this agency.

Am I surprised that they passed on it? Honestly, not all that much. Storm Season is, after all, a MMM menage erotic romance, and while those are very popular with e-publishers, I suspect they’re a harder (hur hur) sell when it comes to print publishers. An agent is all about salable books, so their decision to pass is understandable. Also, it’s not like they said, “Whatever made you think you were literate in the first place, you babbling hag? Never darken our phosphors again.” So if I have something that might be a better fit for them (and I don’t have an agent by then), I can always try submitting new stuff in the future.

Am I giving up writing entirely, deleting the file and eating an entire half gallon of Butter Pecan to drown my sorrows in a diabetic coma? No. Rejections are part of the game — they happen, you pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and submit your work to the next person on your list. Now, I’m not going to do that exactly with Storm Season — yes, I could continue to ping agents, but I suspect I’ll get the same response from them simply because of the subject matter. As I already have an e-publisher in mind, I’ll be submitting it there as soon as I finish the polish and write a one-page synopsis.

Ultimately, I have faith in my writing. I know Storm Season will sell — my hard-nosed nitpicky beta readers have loved it — and I know it’ll find an audience. I just have to be patient and keep on looking for the right market. And I will sell other books as well, because I won’t stop until I do. It’s simple as that.

Although I have to admit, butter pecan does sound pretty good right about now…

90,022 words

And that is, as we say in the biz, a wrap for Storm Season. Query letter goes off tomorrow, and fingers stay crossed until I hear back.

Chapter 17 is now edited like a boss

86K and a bit, and the big-ass hurricane battle sequence between Ian and the big baddie is done, dusted, and damned good. Also, I referenced the First Law of Thermodynamics in an erotic romance. I RULE.

And now that I’ve done 35 minutes on the Treadmill of Musing, I’m going back in for the final sex scene. Cover me, people.

Storm Season is almost done

Sixteen chapters down, two to go, and then I write the query letter and send it off. And it has been a most educational experience, editing a novel. I’ve finished novels before, mind you, but this is the first time I’ve ever managed to get through editing one and whipping it into submission shape. I may have to pull out those two finished novels and put them through the same process, once blood has returned to my butt and my fingers stop screaming at me.

Things what I learned whilst editing my novel:

  1. After realizing that I’d unconsciously followed the three act format, I learned that somehow much of Act Two wound up in Act Three and had to be transplanted. I then had to rewrite a good 40% of Act Three because what was left was so patchy as to be almost unusable. That being said, my Act Two freaking well rocks — no slow middle third of the novel here, nosiree.
  2. If I have a magical tattoo show up on my MCs in Act One, I kinda have to make it do something useful by Act Three.
  3. Not many M/M/M erotic romances also contain references to Greek gods, genetic engineering, nanotech, and Alan Turing. Go me!
  4. One person commented on my short story “Tied With a Bow” that the menage relationship came together too easily and cleanly. That does not happen here by a long shot, hoo boy. If I can put my boys through the wringer, I do. I’m surprised they don’t hate me by now.
  5. If I sit for too long, my middle back muscles knot up like a bitch. There’s a reason why I own a treadmill, and I really need to use it more often.
  6. I need to find better ways to pull my brain out of fifth gear so that I can get to sleep at night instead of staring at the ceiling thinking, “Wait, did I remember to add that backstory? Is that going to work or is it an infodump? Maybe if I just use more character motivation…”

Soon, my precious. Soooooon…