Monthly Archives: August 2023
Mishearing Song Lyrics
I’m sure that this has happened to you—you’ve been listening to a popular song and you could swear that you knew what the singer was singing … until you actually read the lyrics and realized you were completely wrong. This happened to me with most of Elton John’s early songs—I don’t know if it was his habit of accenting a word oddly or his accent or what but I badly misunderstood a lot of Sir Reg’s lyrics. Frex, the chorus to “Rocket Man” is:
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
‘Til touchdown brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
If you had put a gun to my head, I would have sworn that the last sentence was:
Rocket man, goin’ round the world I’m here and gone.
Which brings me to a cute little video I saw on FB a day ago that featured a bevy of beautiful actresses from the sixties through today. It was set to a song by Raspberries, which I always liked when I was a kid, a song that will be familiar to anyone who bought Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix, Vol. 1., but until yesterday I could have sworn that the chorus was, “Please, goooooo away.” I had no idea that the song was actually called “Go All the Way.” Which is why enunciation is an important thing, kids.
The Writing Continues Apace
Despite the situation with the AC and all the running around that entails I’m still working on High Tide. I’m also editing Crystal Blade at the same time so that I can get it off to the editor next week in time to upload it to Amazon on 8/25 for my 8/29 release.
High Tide has not gotten a lot of interest on Vella, however, so I’m musing about jump-starting the Hidden Empire novella Goddess of the Nile and posting that on Vella as well. I could do a M-W-F release schedule for High Tide and a T-Th release for Goddess (and yes, I can write both at the same time. I’ve done it before, and it actually helps with output because if I’m not in the mood to work on one story I can work on the other one).
The reason why I’m eager to get reads on Vella is that I make seriously decent income there. What with gum treatment and household bills right now I need to follow the money. Of course, if any rich patron ever wishes to subsidize my work I ain’t gonna say no.
Well, That’s Somewhat Better
I don’t have a new ep of High Tide up today and will probably not get one up this week due to everything going on here. Sorry about that. Check back next week.
WRT what’s going on around here, after much research Ramón went out and fetched home a Midea 8000 BTU inverter air conditioner, which is one of those U-shaped units that the window sash slides into. It’s also got an Energy Star rating and is super quiet.
Granted, the instructions and illustrations are not the clearest in the world, but a video helped us get it installed in the breakfast nook (all of the other windows in the living room/breakfast nook are too big for the bracing bracket). The breakfast nook is now deliciously cool, and the kitchen and living room are acceptable. We have fans blowing cool air through to the dining room and library, and a darling person is sending us a portable AC unit this weekend which we will stick in the library for the moment. Between the breakfast nook unit, the portable AC, and a larger Midea window unit (ideally one around 12K BTUs) we’ll more than match the two tons of cooling power from the defunct downstairs unit. I don’t know what this is going to do to our electric bill but the Midea units are supposed to sip energy so hopefully we won’t get slapped with something atrocious.
The cats are not that happy about the warming of the atmosphere—Jemma has taken to sprawling behind my chair where a lot of the cool air gets funnelled (unsurprisingly—she’s still pretty chunky and has thick fur), and the others have taken to hiding out in the master bath where they can sploot on the cool tiles or in my office which is maintaining a decent temperature. I can’t say that I blame them, but we’ll all just have to struggle along.
Ramón has also found a different AC company that can replace our system for less, and he wants to root around in our records and find who replaced the compressor when we first bought the house and see if we can possibly get that done again. The current AC company is only interested in selling us a new system, which we understand but cannot afford at the moment. I just want the temps to go back down to double digits.
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me
As it turns out I will need additional treatment for the gum inflammation. C’est la vie.
But because Fate needs a laugh as much as anyone else our downstairs AC unit stopped blowing cold air yesterday. I was able to get our AC company out today to check the equipment and it turns out that our compressor has finally given up the ghost. As it’s about 15 years old, we honestly can’t complain since it’s done yeoman work.
That being said, the company gave us a quote of about $12K with a rebate for the repair work we’ve already had this year. We don’t have $12K, pure and simple. Ramón is currently researching window units to try and bring down the temps downstairs and take strain off the upstairs system, with the idea that if we can limp through to October we should be able to get a better price on a system replacement. Seeing as the downstairs unit was rated for two tons (24,000 BTUs), we’re going to need multiple window units to make up the difference. But he wants to pick them, and as he’s paying for them my attitude is, “Go ahead.”
It’s gonna get warm around here, folks. Fun, fun, fun…
Waiting On a Call
High Tide Episode 4: Conclave of the Seas is now available at Kindle Vella. Go forth, read, and enjoy!
I’m sitting here reeling from yet another night of badly broken sleep and waiting for a call to find out the results of the gum biopsy I had two weeks ago (they weren’t in yet when I had my followup visit last Thursday and I’ve been playing phone tag with the oral surgeon every since). I’m hoping that the results are benign and I just need to confer with my dentist about possible solutions for replacing the cement in my crowns.
But I can’t be sure of that. So I’m sitting here trying to manage my anxiety and get some work done in the process. It doesn’t help that the Loudest Orange Cat in the World has decided that he wishes to glue himself to my side and comment loudly on everything. I tried closing the office door; he parked himself directly outside and started up with a mid-voice chorus of “Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow?” So he’s currently sprawled on the floor behind me while the Brown Girl has taken over the cat bed next to the bookcase.
As for writing, I’m editing Crystal Blade today because I can do that with relative competence in my current state, then I’ll get ready for my writer’s group Zoom meeting tonight. In the meantime here’s hoping that the oral surgeon calls back soon and lets me know what’s going on.
Insomnia
A lot of creative types have insomnia. It’s next to impossible to turn off the constant barrage of information churning through our brains at night. We can utilize the most precise sleep hygiene, take melatonin, meditate, use all the tricks, and we still wind up staring at the ceiling at 4 AM while our brains merrily gambol about with memories, ideas, plans, plots, dialogue, etc.
Mine started in grammar school, if I remember correctly, and pretty much runs to this day. I’ve learned how to cycle through various supplements in order to wear my brain down long enough for it to shut up, but any sort of stress tends to short-circuit that process. And like most of us, I’ve been under a lot of stress for years.
That’s not good for a lot of things. It impacts my health, my writing, and my general joy in life. And yes, the knee replacement fixed a large chunk of physical pain that’s been keeping me up, but other body parts decided to pick up the slack. I think what I’m trying to say here is that if I’ve been terse for the last couple of years or so, it’s because I don’t sleep much these days.
If you’re going through this as well, be kind with yourself. You’re not alone, and thinking that you’re a slacker or beating yourself up because you’re not getting everything done that you wanted to accomplish isn’t going to help anything and, frankly, isn’t deserved.
Tweaking Ads
I’ve been trying to reserve weekends for crafting and any time-intensive publishing business work, like checking my Amazon ads. And from this morning’s work I clearly have to go in and tweak/replace the bulk of those ads because they are simply not performing (interestingly enough the ad for A Most Malicious Murder, my alternate history mystery written as Melanie Fletcher, is the only one that is doing gangbuster business. Go figure).
Like most things, ads aren’t something you can set and forget. You have to go in regularly and check how they’re doing, tweak and prune where necessary, and sometimes wipe completely and start over with new ones. There are a number of different schools of thought on that last bit—some people recommend that you try and jump-start a poorly performing ad, while others recommend that you retire it and start over.
One thing I’ve learned in the time I’ve been doing ads is that you really have to figure out what works best for you. This is a case where one size most definitely does not fit all and you have to experiment with blurbs and price points until you find what delivers you the best ROI. Which is a little frustrating for a lot of indie authors because it would be so much easier if there was a proven, cut and dried way to create effective ads. That simply isn’t the case, much as I wish it were. You can have the catchiest ad copy and the greatest blurb in the world, but sometimes it’s just not going to work on someone who isn’t in the mood for your book when they click on your ad. *shrugs* Sucks, but there it is.
So I keep learning from the ads that are performing well and tweaking the ones that aren’t. Not the most exciting thing in the world, but it’s all part of the business of publishing.
Side-Eyeing Trad Pub
High Tide Episode 3: Guess I’m Working, Then is now available at Kindle Vella. Go forth, read, and please leave a Thumbs Up because those are important for bonuses.
Recently I picked up a time travel murder mystery recommended by a colleague. It had a great cover, the concept sounded interesting, and I love good time travel stories anyway so this seemed like it would be right up my alley.
Until the first instance of head-hopping in a scene. That was followed by clunky, inauthentic dialogue between law enforcement professionals, motivation that had me side-eyeing the lead, and incorrect usage of British noble titles in direct address. At that point I quietly closed the book because life is too short to listen to my inner editor raging.
And this was a traditionally published novel by a major publishing house, the first in a series. That makes me feel a lot better about my own stuff. Yes, the occasional typo slips through despite my editing team’s best efforts, and sometimes I screw up a minor character’s name or plot details (and when these are pointed out to me I go back in and fix them). But at least my dialogue is on point, I keep the action moving, and if I use something specialized like noble titles I do the necessary research to make sure my usage is correct.
And I don’t head hop in a scene. Gah. Scene breaks exist for a reason.
I Really, Really Hate This Heat
And by rights I can’t complain—I work in central A/C and knock wood it’s been functioning. I don’t have it nearly as bad as everyone who works outside or who doesn’t have central A/C.
But it’s still oppressive as hell. This continuous high pressure isn’t doing my mood, my joints, or my sinuses any good, and I’m trying to get High Tide churned out when what I really want to do is hide in a dark room until all of this is over.
And that keeps getting yanked away. We were supposed to have temps in the 90s on Monday and Tuesday with some rain. The forecast is now back up to triple digits with no relief in sight until the middle of the month, if then (the only relief is that temps are supposed to top out at 100°F on 8/14, and that can easily change). So yeah, I’m not in the best of all possible moods.
It didn’t help that I went in for my follow-up with the oral surgeon (I had a gum biopsy done two weeks ago for some persistent gum irritation) and they still don’t have the report back from the pathologist. Neither the oral surgeon nor I think that this is anything serious—based on the placement of the gum irritation and my wacky immune system it’s far more likely that I’m having a reaction to the dental cement used to anchor the two crowns on those teeth—but it also means that I don’t know for sure. So that’s hovering at the back of my mind along with creeping dread of what our electrical bill will look like this month and other general financial concerns and yeah, not the most conducive environment for writing.
But I’m doing it anyway because that is my job and I need to keep my readers entertained. So Episode Three of High Tide will come out tomorrow on Vella, I’ll continue to edit Crystal Blade so that I can send it off to the editor, and I’ll keep glaring at the sun.
Creative Decisions
High Tide Episode 2: And Hello To You, Too is now available at Kindle Vella. You know the drill.
I realized yesterday that I kinda made a mistake. I jumped from a complex fantasy romance with bleak backstories, intrigue, and suspense (Crystal Blade) directly into another complex fantasy romance with bleak backstories, intrigue and suspense (High Tide), and after the last three years my brain kinda needs a break from so much sturm und drang and bleak backstories, please.
So I’ve decided to lighten things just a little with the main trio for High Tide. One of the members is a sunny cinnamon roll in human(oid) form, another is grumpy and sarcastic but will do anything for his mates, and the third, to be honest, is a bit of a dork. But a nice dork who tries hard.
This creative decision being influenced by the second season of a certain show that just dropped on Amazon Prime is something I will neither confirm nor deny. All I will say is that art moves in mysterious—nay, ineffable—ways.






